my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
(Source: pregnat4, via theres-a-fapp-for-that)
can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though
“spell mummified”
“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”
“are you high”
(via bolder-people)
Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks.
- Alexa Chung (via m-onster)
(Source: honeysucculents, via mea-aloha)
you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer
(via perduss)
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
(via satinet)
